After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You dont lie about slip and slides
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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