You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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