I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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