Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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