Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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