how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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