We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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