So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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