Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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