this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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