I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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