I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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