he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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