Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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