Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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