I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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