was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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