She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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