My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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