watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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