Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
