She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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