Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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