I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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