I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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