I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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