are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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