pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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