so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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