she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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