At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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