How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm too high and old for this...
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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