Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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