Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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