Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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