He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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