He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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