i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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