I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I wanna passion pit in your ass
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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