Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
