Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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