Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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