I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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