ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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