I look better un-naked...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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