Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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