we have pet lesbian snakes
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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