Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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