it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I would fuck him just for his dog
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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