watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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