Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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