my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
