My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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