Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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